⚠️ Warning: Dumb Driver On Board
Consider yourself warned. This crewneck doesn't just keep you warm — it keeps everyone else on the road informed. Featuring a bold, distressed diamond warning sign graphic front and center, this sweatshirt is the perfect blend of road-trip humor and everyday comfort.
Whether you're the first one to miss an exit or the last to figure out the merge lane, wear it proudly. Because at least you're honest about it.
Construction
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester — heavyweight, pill-resistant comfort
- Air jet yarn for a soft, lived-in feel
- Double-needle stitching throughout for lasting durability
- Set-in sleeves for a clean, structured silhouette
- 1×1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for a secure fit
Available in Black, Navy, and White — sizes S through 2XL.


